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100-DAY MILESTONES (with the best yet to come I imagine)

• Guantanamo closure ordered
  - -No more free meals fellas
  
• Ban on abortion funds lifted
  - -free abortions! wehoo
  
• Obama unveils executive pay cap
  - -esp to those who didn't support the elections
  
• Stimulus plan signed into law
  - -it pays to be deliquent!!!
  
• Obama outlines Iraq pullout plan
  - -by sending 21000 more troops
  
• Obama ends stem cell funding ban
  - -Sweet... let the cloning being--Dr Zavos free commence cloning dead people, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1172587/Calls-jail-doctor-cloned-dead-girl-Cadys-blood.html
  
• Iran offered a 'new beginning'
  - -we promise not to do anything to make you want to bomb us anymore
  
• Obama promotes nuclear-free world
  - -No more Nukes in the entire world!!! Thank you!
  
• Obama publishes 'torture' memos
  - -Sleep deprivation no longer allowed, tickle them with feathers
  
• Cuba offered 'new beginning'
  - -Cigars all around
  

The US Congress capped Mr Obama's 100th day in office by approving a $3.4 trillion budget for 2010
- -No more billion dollar a day spending...and really? why cap it at just 3.4 trillion?

Careful careful now... people hardly noticed in February, but now in April... you are actually getting described as a socialist... (according to recent gallop polls)ya gotta be careful....

Pull a Dory... Just keep spinning... just keep spinning... just keep....